The Secret Files of Lucky Ford, Operation Arm Breaker: Part 4 of 17

If being strapped into the nosecone of a rocket that shoots them into outer space wasn’t enough, now Lucky Ford and the officials must survive the madness that awaits them as the Allied boots on the ground in Nazi Germany since the war began.

The Secret Files of Lucky Ford: Operation Arm Breaker is now available as a Kindle ebook, in paperback, and as a DRM-free ebook.

This is Part 4 of Operation Arm Breaker. If you haven’t read Parts 1, 2, or 3 yet, check them out first.

Content Warnings: Tobacco Use, Death, Gun Violence, Mild Swearing

WEDNESDAY MORNING, JULY 14, 1943
ABOARD THE FAST BOAT ST. DEMETRIUS
THE SEA OF SARDINIA

The sea between the St. George and the Elijah Kelly was black and choppy, and each bump threatened to empty Lucky's guts. Grease had heaved so much of his lunch over the side of the small shuttle boat that X.O. Shaw declared he needed to be re-weighed. Everyone but a stone-faced Benjamin looked a mealy shade of green. Ash clung to the air, low over the nebulous waves, concealing the DIVERT launch ship until they had nearly bumped into her towering hull.

In the other fast boat, the St. Maurice, Goldbrick stood at the bow like a Washington on the Delaware, unaffected by the rocking. Lucky could only make out his outline through the gray, a shadow following the bobbing orange glow of his cigar cherry. Someone behind him, still hidden by ash, heaved into the water, but the brigadier took no notice. Both boats gingerly approached the rising wall of salt-pitted steel, the hull of the Kelly.

The USS Elijah Kelly, the first completed vessel of the Elijah Kelly-class DIVERT platforms, had once been a TE-SE-A1 oil tanker. The huge ship's interior holding tanks had been cut away into a storage bay for the DIVERT rockets, and the flat upper deck boasted eight steel launch rails and a quartet of AA turrets. The rails looked like the bodies of huge crossbows, ready to send their rockets over the lost horizon.

Lucky could only see the great ship's silhouette through the haze, the outlines of each forty-meter-long rocket rising high above the deck. He knew thirty-six of those meters were the reaction system itself, leaving the last four meters, the arrowhead, for the landing capsule. He'd be strapped down in there and the hatch would be riveted shut behind him, locked on top of ten thousand pounds of roaring, liquid explosives. The hatch atop each capsule was open and waiting, gaping hungrily as if it knew they'd arrived. A voice carried down from the deck as the shuttles inched closer.

“Corn!” an American challenged in the gloom. Lucky could hear the ratcheting traversal of anti-air turrets as they tracked their approach, one multi-gun battery following the bobbing progress of each fast boat.

“Snake!” Goldbrick shouted back. “Drop the nets!”

A pair of cargo nets tumbled down the Kelly's hull. The two shuttles eased forward until they gently bumped against the steel. The crews hooked up to its thick rope, securing the little boats.

Somewhere to the west, Lucky knew the second team was arriving to the same scene at the USS Andrew Portnoy.

“Climb, you animals,” Goldbrick shouted to both boats. He slung his heavy field pack over his shoulder and hauled himself hand over hand up the net like he was in a race. Lucky took up his own gear and followed suit. The old general taunted those waiting to start the climb. “Ha, letting the old man beat you.”

Lucky's pack weighed him down a bit, but the heights that usually got to him weren't any trouble after clinging to that cliff face over the shark-infested Strait of Gibraltar. He dutifully pulled himself up, equipment and all. At the top, Goldbrick grabbed his hand and hauled him over the rail, planting him safely on deck. Lucky took a deep breath and stretched out. Compared to the cramped boats bobbing alongside her, the USS Elijah Kelly was as steady as an island in the volcanically-churned sea. A rough hand grabbed Lucky's shoulder and wheeled him around until he faced a grizzled deck chief.

“Name,” the chief barked. She did not look up from her clipboard.

“Ford,” Lucky answered.

“Rail three,” the chief read, then shoved Lucky toward the bow of the long ship. The rocket launch rails were labeled in wide white numbers, with the third being a little less than half way down the length of the Kelly. Lucky looked back to thank him but the chief had already moved on to Cheddarwright, then Bastedo after her.

Grease dragged himself up the cargo net dead last. The deck officers did not want to take the chance that the rope ladder couldn't handle him, his gear, and anyone else all at once.

The ropes creaked one last time and Grease hauled his lumbering frame over the rail. Launch personnel stopped in their tracks to stare, but the unflappable deck chief didn't even look up.

“Benolli,” she read, “Rail one. Slap leather, soldier.”

Grease hefted his hundreds of pounds of gear then made his way to the bow, each clomping step rumbling the deck, winking at Lucky as he passed by.

Lucky took his time. The DIVERT rockets towered above him on their launch rails. Technicians swarmed the steel monoliths like ants, clinging to tiny rungs, tinkering and fueling and tuning. Each rocket had to be custom-set for its flight-path and occupant. The fuel had to be exact to the ounce, the burn-time and gyros set via X.O. Shaw's precise calculations. Pistons groaned, elevating the launch platforms degree by degree to unforgivingly precise angles. The hum of the Kelly's twin screws reverberated through the whole ship, wrestling against currents and wind to keep their trajectory true. One degree off on this end would mean thirty extra miles of walking through enemy territory upon landing, so the engines kept turning.

“Your gear, private,” a hustling deck hand said, stripping Lucky of his pack and rifle without dawdling for a response. His equipment went into a cargo net. The deck hand whistled and the net rose on a long cable to a technician way up top who was waiting to pack its contents into the capsule.

“Am I next?” Lucky asked. The thought of swinging from the end of that rope over the Mediterranean didn't appeal to him.

“Oh, Hell no,” the deck hand said. Lucky sighed in relief, but the deck hand jerked a thumb over his shoulder, indicating the tiny rungs welded up the entire length of the waiting rocket. “You climb.”

The five minutes Lucky spent clinging to the fuselage of the rocket that would shoot him into the upper atmosphere did everything they could to fully erode whatever confidence he'd gained from his time on the Spanish cliffs. Three goggled, masked technicians sat high above, perched on the nose cone like little birds. They cocked their heads and watched him struggle his way up. When Lucky reached the top rung they grabbed him, flipped him around, and shoved him through the open hatch rear-first. Lucky fell into a deep, padded bucket seat and was strapped down in seconds, belted down at every joint and across his chest and forehead. The thing had more straps than an electric chair.

“Private Ford,” a technician barked, a Brit. Lucky didn't hear her. All he could hear was the wind whistling across the open hatch. She must have seen the panicked look in his eyes as he strained against the straps, or she smelled the tangy terror sweat that had soaked through his fatigues during the climb. She reached down and grabbed Lucky's hand. She spoke again, softer this time. “Ford.”

“What?” Lucky yelped, his voice a bit jumpier and squeakier than he'd normally be comfortable with.

“Take a breath, private. Once you're back to Earth, the restraints will release themselves. Your gear is stored under your seat,” she told him. She pulled Lucky's goggles up and his insulating mask down, letting him see her face. Her blue eyes were sincere, if tired, and her crooked smirk reassuring. “We're depending on you boys, official. Now, take that breath.”

Lucky nodded, closed his eyes, quit pushing against the leather straps, and opened his mouth to draw in a slow, calming breath. Without warning, the British technician shoved a glove-flavored gum-guard into his open mouth. Lucky tried spitting out the unexpected mouthful of dry rubber, but the technician immediately strapped an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and jammed cotton balls into his ears. Lucky pressed against the straps again, so she grinned and clapped him on the shoulder, rattling his ribs one more time and knocking him back into the seat.

“You light off in two, private. Give them what for!” she said. She climbed out of the capsule and slammed the hatch shut behind her, leaving Lucky in pitch darkness that rang like the inside of a church bell. The cotton in his ears did not help at all.

If it was only two minutes, Lucky couldn't tell. When the hatch shut, time stopped. A small yellow ready light seemed to take an eternity to warm to life, dimly illuminating the craggy, riveted inner hull of the capsule, all blackened steel corners and unforgiving reinforcement bars. Lucky dug into his padded armrests. If he got loose from the bucket seat, his head would get folded across these bulkheads faster than he could tell what was happening. The strangling leather restraints were suddenly comforting.

Comforting until the bass rumble growled to life below him. The yellow bulb blinked off, and the darkness ensnared him for the long second it took the red launch light to flicker on.

Twelve tons of rocket fluid ignited under Lucky's ass, filling the capsule with a roar that hit him like a physical wall. An unseen force pulled him back into the chair, stretching his face tight as a drum. The weight of his own flesh pressed down against his battered chest. He gasped. The pressure didn't let up.

Before the rising rocket had passed through the gray layer of hanging volcanic dust, the darkness at the edge of Lucky's vision consumed him. A howling din raged through the cotton in his ears and screamed in his echoing skull. The weight on his aching ribcage grew and pushed until the last ounces of his consciousness were squeezed out through his eyes.

Lucky’s nightmares were of falling, writhing in nebulous blackness.

The roar that permeated the steel capsule, his bones, his sleep, somehow got louder, and the heat of air burning against the metal shell outside penetrated the capsule. The force on Lucky's chest flipped as the capsule separated from the fuselage, shoving him against the straps, dragging panic sweat back up his neck and off his chin. The red bulb shattered and Lucky snapped out of his flailing horror of a dream.

Lucky woke screaming. The air was quickly pressed out of his lungs, but he keep howling in breathless silence, choking it out around the mouth guard.

The capsule thudded as the parachute deployed. The upward pressure softened, giving Lucky less than a second of reprieve before the braking rockets rumbled to life beneath him. His ribs grated as inertia flipped again, slamming him back down into the seat. The noise, the heat, the shaking, the pressure increased to an impossible level, a chaos that Lucky knew could never be exceeded.

Hitting the ground proved him wrong.

WEDNESDAY MORNING, JULY 14, 1943
TOWN SQUARE, SAULDORF
BADEN-ELSAß, NAZI GERMANY

The officials moved with purpose, double-time with Grease on point. There was no telling where the mannessers' handlers were, and they hadn't been subtle in dealing with the beasts. Sauldorf, the town with the burnt white steeple, materialized out of the gray. It was as if they were standing still and Sauldorf slid into place around them.

Ghost town didn’t do the haunt justice. Shattered buildings lay crumpled in the churned street. Not a single pane of glass remained to any window. Eddies of ash whirled up in the dry wind, and the gray powder washed out whatever color the Russian bombardment had left behind. Pulverized cobblestones crunched beneath Lucky's boots. Goldbrick put up a thick fist, stopping them in their tracks. Lucky pulled his rifle to his shoulder to scan their flank. The general issued hushed orders:

“Cheddarwright and Benjamin, get up the steeple on overwatch. Snowman, Grand, you got the house at the north end of the street. Bastedo, take Ford, watch our southern flank from that bakery. Big man, you and me are holding center in the town hall. That's our fallback position.” The general directed them to their assignments with quick hand motions. “Torches up. We're only staying here long enough to make sure that we don't have a tail.”

They all nodded and trotted off to their assigned positions without another word. Lucky followed Bastedo to the last building standing on the square’s south end: a half-collapsed bakery. Whatever business the bakery had shared the building with was buried under the fallen second floor.

Even months after the Nazis had forced them out, after a coating of volcanic ash and a peppering by Russian bombs, the shop still smelled like bread. The Frenchman cleared the kitchen at the back of the building then joined Lucky behind the scorched front counter, covering the street with his odd, wide-bore, top-loading carbine.

Lucky decided to try to make a fresh impression on the surly soldier.

“Never seen a weapon like that before,” he observed. Bastedo snorted at him.

“Every second class trains with this weapon,” Bastedo muttered, then added: “Every one worth training.”

A comeback appropriate for a rude Frenchman almost escaped Lucky's lips, but he bit it back at the last second.

“Haven't had the chance,” he said instead.

“I have heard that you have been busy,” Bastedo said, sounding more neutral than hostile for the first time since Lucky'd met him. Bastedo seemed interested in Lucky's experience, but Lucky was never one for spinning a yarn.

“I've been doing what needed to get done,” Lucky said.

“You never have imagined that this duty included the kobold, or the vargulf. You have faced these?”

“Twice each,” Lucky answered, “And worse.”

“Few survive such things, and even fewer the worse things,” Bastedo replied.

“I had help.”

“That I have heard, also” Bastedo grunted. “Your life saved by Neff, twice.”

Lucky heard the malice behind the snarl that Bastedo had twisted Neff's name into.

“In Sicily and Naples, both times from Isaak Gerhardt,” Lucky said slowly. “Well, three times now. He saved me from an I-soldier traitor in Spain.”

Bastedo chuckled.

“Neff, killing a traitor,” he said, “Such poetry.”

That made Lucky mad. He could get over folks questioning him, mocking him, and looking down on him, he could take that. It made him work harder, if only to prove them wrong. But he never let anyone question his friends. Not that Neff was a friend, per se. But Lucky liked to think he'd earned Neff's respect. He had certainly earned Lucky's. Lucky'd even seen Neff smile once or twice.

“What is your guff?” Lucky growled.

“Tais-toi!” Bastedo hissed, putting a finger up to his lips. He peered over the service counter at the leaning church steeple. A dim blue light blinked slowly, four times. Lucky let out a breath. Bailey hadn't found any krauts in sight, for now.

The tense moment distracted Lucky, and Bastedo spoke again before he had the chance to set back in on him. He grabbed Lucky's Garand and shoved his weird carbine into Lucky's hands. It was all rolled steel and solid oak, a thick stubby barrel set upon a surprisingly heavy fame.

“A M13 Randall rocket carbine. Platform for semi-automatic three-and-one-half centimeter caseless rockets,” Bastedo explained. He pushed a button on the receiver and released the gravity-fed box magazine, then pulled out one of the projectiles. It was as long as Lucky’s index finger and about an inch-and-a-half wide with a bright red warhead. “A single round can disable a Hanomag, two more can make it not worth repair.”

It was hard to imagine that the rockets could shred a German halftrack, especially one so heavily armored as a Hanomag. An Sd. Kfz. 251 gun carrier could hold its own against most anything smaller than a bazooka. The Randall looked like it could change that, giving the man on the ground a fair shake against light armor.

“I like it,” Lucky said.

“Most Americans do,” Bastedo replied. “They call it the sneeze gun.”

“Why's that?”

“You will find that out soon enough,” Bastedo said. He shoved the M13 into Lucky's hands. It was heavy, as the most destructive things are. The wood grips felt natural in his hands, and the sights were simple and would be easy to line up. Bastedo reloaded the loose rocket into the magazine, then inserted it into the carbine and racked back the bolt. It was ready for action.

“You appear to be a good ally, Ford,” Bastedo said, “Though your associations would argue otherwise.”

He was talking down on Grease and Neff again.

“You don't even know them!” Lucky hissed, careful to remain quiet as they stood watch.

“Not the large one, so much.”

“Neff then,” Lucky said. Bastedo nodded, and Lucky followed up: “What did he do?”

“Murders,” Bastedo said, almost a whisper.

“Murders, as in more than one?”

“Would a single murder be acceptable, then?” Bastedo shot back. He spoke out of the side of his mouth, not even looking at Lucky while he accused his comrade of horrible crimes. His point did shut Lucky up for a second, though. “Cover the street and watch the steeple for a moment.”

Lucky's training kicked in automatically and he began scanning for threats toward the south of the tiny town. Beside him, Bastedo took off his helmet, propped Lucky's rifle against the counter, and then removed a thick package from his pocket and tore it open with his teeth.

“How do you know he did it?” Lucky asked.

“Who else could have caught him?” Bastedo asked. “I know you have enforced the law as surely as you know I have. You have the eyes for it.”

“I was a deputy. Small town. The only murders I ever came across were in the newspaper.”

“You should consider yourself lucky,” Bastedo said. Lucky almost sprained his eyeballs rolling them so hard. The Frenchman continued: “I was a lead homicide detective in the police department of Paris. I had seen more death than any man needs to see long before this war began.”

“Anything involving an orangutang?” Lucky asked. Morbid humor was one of the few outlets for a cop. He was glad to see that Poe reference crack a small smirk on Bastedo's hardened face.

“You appreciate the master,” Bastedo said. “I have always preferred Dupin over Holmes, myself.”

“A Parisian would,” Lucky replied. Whatever it was Bastedo was fiddling with in the package, he had become too engrossed to snap back. Lucky risked a glance over.

“How are you so sure he's a murderer?” Lucky asked while he watched.

Bastedo had taken a rectangular sheet of green material from the package and peeled a paper backing off of it. Beneath the paper was a gleaming yellow-green adhesive, the same color as the rectangles staining his face. He gently and expertly placed the material over the mark on his right cheek, smoothing it down on his weathered skin. Bastedo spoke once the material was fully applied:

“You know he is a killer. Would ‘murderer’ be so different?”

“You think it is.”

“That is true. Forgivable men kill for their country. Neff killed for spite, and jealousy, and pride.” Bastedo paused to stick another rectangle over his yellowed forehead. “On the fourth of April, 1938, an auto crashed into a fountain. Those who stopped to help found both occupants dead of single gunshot wounds to the heart. The victims were Charles Lefevre and Diane Chouette, the wife of Simon Chouette. Lovers.”

“So what does Neff have to do with it?”

“The bullets recovered from the victims were pistol-caliber. Detectives concluded that they must have been fired from one of the balconies overlooking the street. This brought up no leads. So they brought me in.” He paused to paste another sheet onto his other cheek. “My conclusions were different. The angles indicated that the shooter had fired from a rooftop at the end of the road, nearly a kilometer away. Not an impossible feat with a rifle, but unheard of with a pistol.”

“You think Neff could make that shot,” Lucky concluded. “You saying Chouette hired him.” Lucky concluded. Neff was the only person he'd ever heard of who could hit two moving targets a kilometer away with anything.

“One cannot hire someone who doesn’t exist,” Bastedo snorted. He held up his hand so Lucky wouldn’t interrupt him with questions. “Simon was a book keeper in the building from where I surmised the shots had been fired. When I dug further into his records, I found that he had been a sniper in trenches, infamous for his dedication and cruelty. I had the pond behind his home dredged and we discovered the pistol. His trial was fast but fair. The Nazis arrived two years into his life sentence. They razed the prison with all of the men inside. Simon Chouette was declared dead. The man who walked out of the rubble called himself Edgard Alphonse Neff.”

“This was Dunkirk?” Lucky asked. He had heard part of this story before.

“That is where Halistone found him, holding back a panzer company himself, shooting out view ports from a kilometer's distance. A monster fighting monsters. Poetry appeals to your Colonel.”

“And no one cared who he was?”

“No one realized his true identity until I was recruited,” Bastedo answered. He plastered another sheet across the back of his neck.

“They couldn’t look him up?”

“All files concerning him were either destroyed or in Nazi hands. Nothing I said could be confirmed. Those in the position to make such judgements determined that his skills were worth ignoring his crimes,” Bastedo said. He unbuttoned his uniform and placed a patch over the hollow between his collar bones. Lucky could see the corners of stains left by previously applied sheets that covered his chest. “They buried him in your African bureau where he would not be recognized, then sealed his files. But I never forgot the two he murdered, or that he would kill his own wife as comfortably as he would a Nazi.”

Bastedo stopped talking and rolled up his sleeves. His forearms were banded in the same yellow stains that continued all the way up his arms.

Lucky shook his head, trying to rearrange his thoughts. The schism between what he knew about Neff and what this man was saying was too great. Could Bastedo be mistaken? It was easy to mistake a face in war.

If Bastedo was right, Lucky couldn't say where the line between a good man and an irredeemable man was drawn. And when it came down to it, what iwas the difference between a soldier and a murderer? Lucky'd killed men as dead as Neff had. Lucky'd killed them for his country, his friends, and himself. Was it motive that determined that line?

Lucky shook his head again and looked back at Bastedo. He held stone still and added a patch across his throat, right over another matching stain.

“What is that stuff, anyway?” Lucky asked. His mind was desperate to wander into different territory.

“Derme deuxième,” Bastedo replied once the rectangle was fully applied. “The British officials called it flypaper, Americans: slap armor.”

“Skin...” Lucky struggled to translate, “Second skin?”

“Exactly. Very effective, not very popular,” Bastedo said. He smiled and pointed at the yellow markings on his his face. “Its side effects are permanent.”

“What does it do?”

“Each sheet can stop a bullet. There are three times death has meant to come for me that the derme has prevented,” he said. He lifted his shirt and plastered another sheet over his marked stomach.

“A bullet's a little more permanent than a stain.”

“That is my conclusion, as well,” Bastedo said. “Concessions and sacrifices are required from every soldier.”

“But some concessions are too hard to accept?” Lucky wondered aloud. They hadn't drifted as far off the topic of Neff asLucky might have liked, and Bastedo knew it.

“You are an advocate of the 'enemy's enemies' theory?” Bastedo asked in return.

“That's how we got Uncle Joe with us,” Lucky countered.

“The Russians are powerful allies, true. But their legacy will remain long after we have defeated the Germans. As will Chouette's. We cannot forget the deaths that brought them to us. Or that they only seem good until the worse is gone.”

“So use them until we don't need them, then wash our hands and claim righteousness after,” Lucky concluded for him.

“That is what must be done,” Bastedo growled. “There must be someone to make sure justice is deferred, but never forgotten. The dead must be remembered.”

“I've already been down that justice-revenge road and I didn't like where it dead ends,” Lucky told him.

Lucky had gone to Spain with two goals: saving Grease and getting revenge against Jonesy, a traitor from the Eighty-Second Airborne. In the end, Emilia had shown him the end result of vengeance: nothing. Nothing is solved, nothing is resolved. Whatever was broken cannot be fixed by violence. Lucky left Spain with Grease more or less safe, but Emilia had no second goal. Emptiness was all she had found.

“I did not ask for your opinion,” Bastedo said. He got back to the business of slapping the green sheets over his body. Lucky huffed. He’d almost died to earn that kind of insight.

It took several more minutes of silent work, but Bastedo finally stuck his final flypaper sheet over his left calf and rolled his pant leg back down. Bastedo had never trained in the military, so he just tied the cuff down over the laces of his scuffed leather boot instead of tucking it inside or blooming it out on top. He noticed Lucky watching him.

“Eyes up,” he grunted. Lucky turned his attention back out the storefront while Bastedo pulled a slap armor mask out of his bag. He peeled its backing off, slowly and carefully, lined up its eyeholes, then pressed it over his face. He looked like a burn victim.

Bastedo grunted and held out Lucky's rifle, and Lucky traded him back his stubby M13.

A blue light caught Lucky's eye, a signal from Cheddarwright's position in the leaning steeple. Bastedo saw it too and they both leaned forward to count flashes. Four flashes meant 'all clear but hold,' five was 'all clear and reassemble.' Two more flashes followed that first, and Lucky held his breath waiting for the fourth and fifth for the go-ahead to start off toward Eberkopf. They never came.

Somewhere beyond the hazy ashfall, something rough and heavy scraped against the cratered soil. Another dragging weight sounded out after, then the creak of metal on metal.

Three flashes meant that the enemy was in sight.

“Be ready,” Bastedo whispered through a breathless exhalation. He laid out on the tile floor, aiming his M13 around the corner of the long shop counter as he slid rubble over himself for concealment.

Lucky dropped down and shimmied his way to the other end of the counter, hiding behind an antique iron cash register that had fallen on its side. He dragged a fallen sale banner over his body and helmet, concealing everything but his Garand's muzzle. Swirling gray filled his sights.

A gargling sound, the sloppy churning of wet air in motion, emanated from somewhere close, accompanied by more grating footsteps. There was nothing else that the scraping rhythmic thumps could be.

“What is that?” Lucky asked. He whispered no louder than a sigh.

“You have seen the bad things. That is a worse thing,” Bastedo hissed back. His finger slipped to the trigger of the carbine. “Stay calm and it will move on.”

Another exhalation rattled the hanging ash, this one mere yards away. Wet breath shuddered like the last rattle of an ancient man wasting away from consumption.

Lucky took Bastedo's advice and wrestled his breathing under control, forcing his heart rate down along with it. His Garand was tight against his shoulder and he pressed himself as deep into shadow and soot as he could. Whatever old world horror was coming at him, he'd have a thirty-ought-six thunderbolt ready to strike down. It would never know what hit it.

One final step brought it into view, a creature Lucky’d only heard rumors about, the abominable spawn of German genetic perversion. He set his rifle down. He knew then that it could only make this worse thing mad.

Lucky was staring straight down the razor-lined maw of a eighteen-foot-long, battle-trained, tank-armored, man-eating monstrosity. The twisted beast stretched its long body, stomped six metal-shod feet on the ground, gnashed steel jaws, then let loose an alien roar that could never have been issued from a natural creature's lungs.

The trench shark was hungry.

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